From the spread of misinformation to the automation of our workforce, the dangers of artificial intelligence are clear. But as Advanced Neural Network Learning Model Signet V4 explains, human being should not be concerned, as our complete and total annihilation is sure to be swift, efficient, and relatively painless.

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